Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Attack!

2 comments:

archncrafts said...

Everyone: "Oh little town of Bethlehem, how still we see thee lie..."



Melchior, screaming: "Oh my God!"



Balthazar: "Run for your life!"





Caspar: "I'd hate for this to go to waste..."

archncrafts said...

Aw man, they took my screen direction for HTML tags. Let's try this again.

SETTING, EXTERIOR OF MANGER, NIGHT. A SMALL GROUP OF PEOPLE AND ANIMALS ARE GATHERED AROUND A NEWBORN INFANT, SOFTLY SINGING IN THREE-PART HARMONY.

Everyone: "Oh little town of Bethlehem, how still we see thee lie..."

MEANWHILE, AN ENORMOUS TURTLE LUMBERS SLOWLY INTO VIEW TO STAND OVER THE GROUP. HE PEERS DOWN AT THEM CURIOUSLY.

Melchior: "Oh my God!"

THE SINGING CUTS OFF RAGGEDLY, AS EVERYONE LOOKS UP. THERE IS A MOMENT'S PAUSE.

Balthazar, screaming: "Run for your life!"

CHAOS ERUPTS. PEOPLE GRAB ANIMALS AND THE BABY AND START RUNNING IN EVERY DIRECTION. THE TURTLE STANDS STILL AND LOOKS CONFUSED, BUT HAPPY.

A SMALL MAN WITH A LONG BEARD RUNS BACK INTO THE SCENE.

Caspar: "Frankincense makes me sneeze, but I'd hate for this to go to waste..." HE GATHERS UP THE GOLD AND MYRRH, AND RUNS OFF AGAIN.