I'm a Quadrillionaire!

Or, at least, I would be, were it not for runaway inflation in Zimbabwe.

Saturday, Brother3 called me and said he'd found my birthday present. I'm thinking, did I not get one in November? Apparently not. (Don't you love it when your birthday extends over weeks, or months?) So he brings me over a nice little card, with 10 One Hundred Trillion Dollar bills, in Zimbabwe money. That makes One Quadrillion, right?

What does one do with devalued currency? It's so nice and crisp, I hesitate to fold it up into rings or other crafty projects. What would you do with it?